Daddy, daddy   What son?   Take me to a puppet show   Okay   YAY! Thank-you daddy      Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the world famous Finger Puppet Show (Laugh)      Finger Puppets, feature presentation   Animation, demonstration, of female masturbation   God's creation to fingers in a beehole, under the peehole   Make a bitch lose control, whoa      Lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees   Slip the puppets in and show ya how to please   Three puppets in, bet it feels nice   Stick one more in, hell, don't even think twice      Sniff, take a whiff, of the clit Does it smell like shit?   Then don't touch it, fuckin' idiot   Bring clippaz if the pubic patch is rough   Finger Puppets say, shave dat muff      Stick'em in and out like there's no time to waste   And if you're a freak pull'em out and give'm a taste   Move'm around and give'm a good stuffin'   Move your bread mix around in her English Muffin      Vibration, circular rotation   You and your penis, man the battlestations   Lick and flick and stick, it's slick quick   Take a dip, punany, sunk my battleship      Oh we gotta first timer, she feel a lil' pain   On the sheets underneath is a little blood stain   Rub ya box, and then move to ya asshole   Shove it in your mouth, it's called a swiss cake roll      Now alright, if the hole feels tight   Check yaself 'cause it might be her butthole   Oh no, my Finger Puppet got dirty   Lil' brown eye and a stankin' lil' turdy      If ya Finger Puppets begin to stink like fish   I got two words for ya bitch, douche it   Ya got four Finger Puppets on each of ya hands   Hey faggot Finger Puppets don't belong in a man      Finger Puppet Joe, let's go for a swim   It's nice and warm so go and jump right in   Diving board to a whore, look at that splash   Fuck a life jacket just drown in dat ass      Ya got some whip cream, pop ya cherry on top   Ya got the juices flowin', that's it, don't stop   Ya gettin' real wet I got special Puppet up my sleeve   Deep Sea Adventures with Finger Puppet Scuba Steve      Admit you love it, Finger Puppet   Finger fuck it, pussh and shove it   I guess that's all for my section of the show   Just remember boys and dykes finger fuck that hoe      So ya say your beehole is now a big hole   Now mo-fo you graduated to a dildo   Five Puppets in ya asshole, a great peep show   Masterin' the Puppets leads to a camel toe