it's two in the morning      my beeper's going off   i'm naked, i roll over   enough is enough   these bitches always calling me   morning, noon, and night   Gladys and Rhonda   Darlene, she is tight, right?      what can i say?   they can't stay away   from the best cock on the block today   it's eternally hard      i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors   come over and try me, i am like no other   you like 'em big?   i got a GMC brand   you like 'em little?   i got a mini pickle   i aim to satisfy i aim to please   just give me some booty that i can squeeze      what can i say?   they can't stay away   from the best cock on the block today   it's eternally hard      aw, shit! it's Darlene.   i know it by the code   i was supposed to be there an hour ago   she said, "baby, bring the big one"   but i left it with Brooke   my dick, it's like chick bait   one bite and they're hooked      so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted   got my eye right on her block   and i get distracted   slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water   she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her   she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men   well, i need more man in my men   we could meet next week,   we could be great friends...."      no, no... see- i'm a lady lover   i'm a lady leaver   just one taste and you'll be a believer   so girl- take that   my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it      see i'm just a little girl boy,   trying to make my way in a man's world   i'm just a little girl boy,   trying to make my way in a man's world      so... i gotta go.   got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo         from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO      what can i say?   they can't stay away from the best cock   on the block todaaaaay