There's a Doggy on the roof   And I don't know what to do now   He's looking kinda crazy and he's looking for you now   He's a pawing at the cutters and he's chewing on the bricks   And he's leaving dog saliva on everything he licks      He's a doggy on the roof   There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof)   There's a doggy on the roof   Barky bark now you nut, you canine dog      Well he never takes a shower   Commits a lot of crimes   And he plays lotsof poker in his spare time   Well he excercises daily he really loves to jog   He's a duffer all season a real renaissance dog      He's a doggy on the roof   There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof)   Jump on down spot,   You're scratching up my chimney      Well i hear him scratching around up there   He must be having fun   I would go up and get him down but there might be more than one   Well I'll give him some food if he's hungry   so he don't come down here and eat me all up (hey)   The worst way to die is digestion by a puppy         He's a doggy on the roof   There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof)   Just a dog   On the woof