well i had a mini-battle with my baby last night   so i left her for the dance hall to make it all right   i grabbed a mini-bottle at the end of the bar   then lord have mercy i saw a movie star   now just who she was i couldn't see quite clear   but i saw her throwin' down shots through the smoke and the beer   just as i made it over to ask for her hand   well the dogs started howlin' as they struck up the band      hey ho, here i go   if you see my baby just let her know   i'm headed down the road   to a little dance hall where anything goes      well your mouth starts waterin' when you walk through the door   take in the smell of sawdust down on the floor   it doesn't matter where you come from, just where you are   just grab a pretty dance partner and a PBR      hey ho, here i go   if you see my baby just let her know   i'm headed down the road   to a little dance hall where anything goes      well the boys in the band are still out of tune   but they get 'em swinging from the rafters in the middle of june   so get yourself down to the finest hole in the wall   it's cousin homer's anything goes dance hall      hey ho, here i go   if you see my baby just let her know   i'm headed down the road   to a little dance hall where anything goes