Sittin' on the sofa   Just watchin' TV   Flippin' through the channels   And what do I see?      A swimsuit model   On the Cozumel sand   And some lucky guy   With a towel in his hand      Holdin' it up   As she changes her suit   Gettin' all the best shots   At the photo shoot      How do you get that job?   That's what I want to know   Wherever he went to school   That's where I want to go      Holdin' up that towel   He's got it all figured out, yessireebob   How hard could it be? That's the life for me   How do you get that job?      Well, there's doctors   And lawyers with Ph.D.'s   Who spend half their lives   Just to get their degrees      There's proball players   We can all name   Who spend every wakin' hour   Tryin' to master their game      Then there's the guy with no talent   By the girl with no clothes   On the beach   By the ocean in Mexico      How do you get that job?   That's what I want to know   Wherever he went to school   That's where I want to go      Holdin' up that towel   He's got it all figured out, yessireebob   How hard could it be? That's the life for me   How do you get that job?      How do you get that job?   That's what I want to know   Wherever he went to school   That's where I want to go      Holdin' up that towel   He's got it all figured out, yessireebob   How hard could it be? That's the life for me   How do you get that job?   Hey, that's the life for me, yessireebob   How do you get that job?