Stain-less steel doors burst open   A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver   Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench   ...By the stench...      Horrified nurses scatter   Foul human cess seeps   Punctuation the smell   Of acrid colonic contents   ...colonical...      Numbed by the reek,   prepare for surgery   Internal horror revealed,   with a blast from the asscheek      Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance   Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table   Eyes see shit, decorating the tools   Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour      The ribcage opens,   a smell comes to the fore   Brown stained lungs oozing faeces,   regurgitation ensues      Disbelieving doctors from theories   Manure, in puddles,   from a human sewer   An unbelievable reek should have drained   from his pooper      Gasses build up pressure   Causing an ominous rumble from within   A ghastly turn of events   leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined      Stain-less steel doors burst open   yet in the other way   phrenetic surgeons are fleeing   this coprophagic mess      Numbed by the reek,   prepare for surgery   Internal horror revealed,   with a blast from the asscheek      A gruesome ending   to a tale of coprophagic grandeur   The art of forensic scatology   had to be endured   A bacteriological manifestation   which leaves no doubt   Infecting bystanders   with this methane gargling disease