ive been abducted by aliens for the second time this week today. they fed me right, they washed my clothes. there's paradise in the sky. a place where i'd never have to brush my teeth again. it was truly a better place then where ive been forced to spend the rest of my life- alone. the vacation is over, but waking up has never felt so good. i've come to greet my friends from far away. but all i found was a computer, a chair, and a phone line.