I see you in your office   Sending and receiving checks   But I know the quest for money   Comes from a quest for sex   So I cut to the chase   And forgot about my job   And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob      I can see you laughing so I guess you think its funny   But while your getting drunk, I've been getting honey   And by tomorrow night youll be hungover and sick   But I'll be at my home wit you mama on my dick      (Chorus)   Your mama's on the top of my things to do list   Your mama's on the top of my things to do list   Your mama's on the top of my things to do list   Your mama's on the top of my things to do list      Thinking your the man   Well I am bringing news   Our manhoods being measured by the women that we choose   And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts   So I'll be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts      (Chorus)      (Rap)   Eat more fruit, Plant more trees   Learn to shoot, travel over seas   Wash the dog, read a book   Find three chinese recipes to cook   Learn to waltz, and speak maltese   Ferment to invent a better feta cheese   The highest they get is number two   Coz number one on my list of things to do   is yo maaaammmmaaaaa,   yo maaaaammmmaaaa   yo maaaammmaaa      She's always on top   She's always on top   She's always on top   She's always on top   She's always on top   She's always on top   She's always on top   She's always on top      (disco)   In my dream I was a cop and I stopped to arrest her   Never met a whore more hardcore so I frisked her   Steamed up the Beamer and needed the demister   When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster   Got another blister from playing naked twister   Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sister   Hadn't even kissed but she still let me fist her   I let her drive home pissed and said   Asta la vista Baby