She walks in the room with her ass looking tight   Tries with all of her might just to find the right man   Down at the gym, she works out with Jim   But she ain't getting him 'cause he's been screwing a man      He's going to work where his boss is a jerk   He'll dock him 25 bucks if he's one minute late   So his boss takes his cash and spends it on ass   Every day with a hooker while on his lunchbreak      Everybody gets screwed (screwed)   Screwed (screwed)   One way or another   Everybody gets screwed   Now how about you? (Hell yeah)   It's just a fact of life   Everybody gets screwed (screwed)   Screwed (screwed)   One way or another   So you better watch your ass   Or it might just happen to you      So check out Mr. Brown, he's got it all down   When his girl's out of town he goes down on the maid   But he doesn't know though all the hookers and blow   That she's been fucking Joe while she's out in LA      Yeah he goes out with the guys but the look in her eyes    Says she really despises that she can't keep him here   He didn't want to be mean, so he took one for the time   If you know what I mean   Now we're all in the clear      Everybody gets screwed (screwed)   Screwed (screwed)   One way or another   Everybody gets screwed   Now how about you? (Hell yeah)   It's just a fact of life   Everybody gets screwed (screwed)   Screwed (screwed)   One way or another   So you better watch your ass   Or it might just happen to you      So you signed a big deal when it all got sealed   The problem was that your reel got pushed on the floor   Stripped up your cred, your record was dead   Because your image was stupid and your song was a bore      But you soon got 'em back    When you dropped your next record   And it sounded like shit... purposely   So they dropped you that day   You got picked up right away   For the songs you held back for a better company   Kind of sounds like me!      Everybody gets screwed (screwed)   Screwed (screwed)   One way or another   Everybody gets screwed   Now how about you? (Hell yeah)   It's just a fact of life   Everybody gets screwed (screwed)   Screwed (screwed)   One way or another   So you better watch your ass   Or it might just happen to you