I scratched my finger   On the door in front of you   You scratched your finger   At the girl outside   That's a bigger   Responsibility   When All My Children   Is an endless bore      I'm the number on your kitchen door   I'm the gifted son who cannot score   I'm the number on your kitchen door   Please remember just to keep the score      I scratched my finger   On the door in front of you   Please remember   That I'll always care   That's a harbor   That you can sail to   When all your ocean   Is a mindless chore      I'm the number on your kitchen door   I'm the gifted son you can not scorn   I'm the number on your kitchen door   Please remember just to keep the score      Well that's our number on our kitchen door   But it's more than numbers that I adore   I adore      I'm the number on your kitchen door   I'm the baseball team from Baltimore   I'm the number on your kitchen door   Like Cinderella she just sweeps the floor   Like Cinderella she just sweeps the floor   Like Cinderella she just sweeps the floor