My team jut lost 4 - 1   feeling bad and feeling glum   to the pub on a saturday night   30 minutes later and I feel alright      We`re the Guinness boys   love your women and drink their beer      The mother in law`s got some front   but I like a drink its a way of life   it gets me out and away from the wife      my mates and me are having fun   I look to the clock its half past one   the wife`s gonna kill me and the door will be locked   I`ve got no money because I spent the lot