My friends keep disappearing (My friends are nowhere to be seen)   My friends make me uncomfortable   My friends have strange agendas (They make me bored beyond belief)   My friends are so outdated   My friends are obsolete      I know I might sound cold   But I'm not sick about this at all   It's just another way to speak of obsoletion   It's obsoletion      My friends are so unfashionable (My friends are models from last year)   My friends are controversial   My friends have strange addictions (I'm always wishing they would leave)   My friends are best forgotten   My friends are obsolete      I know I might sound cold   But I'm not sick about this at all   It's just another way to speak of obsoletion   It's obsoletion   It's obsoletion, yeah   My friends are obsolete, yeah