Stop move away from that door, or I’ll shoot you    She said to me with a smile   I obeyed every word, please don’t shoot me   I said to her with a smile      Why go now, when I need you the least?   Why go now, when I need you the least?      Well, what’m I gonna do with this gun, she asked me   As she slid her finger over the sights   Can’t you put it down on the bed, I asked her   As I slid my finger over her tights      Go out the door and leave me right away, or I’ll shoot you   With the proton thing in my pants   She called my bluff and left me right away, right after I    Shot her with the proton in my pants