i'm more important in the usa   than a spy for the fbi   i'm trained to meet   the criminal elite   and i seek out wherever evil resides      i spy      i'm at home in the streets of rome   or just hanging round old shanghai   danger is my logo   espionage a go-go   i'm just diggin' this american crime      two deadly agents of a wicked persuasion   tried to send me on a permanent vacation   i gave them the slip   cause i'm totally hip   to that modern counter espionage      i spy      i got a bulletproof car and a secret star   and a ring with xray eyes   i wear spanish boots   crooks brother suits   and i don't know how to cry