[Danny Wallace]   Yesterday was dark and dingy   My temperament was rather whingey   Things had got me wondering   Why I lived in London   Anyway, my days were grey      Now I welcome all and sundry   Everyone can join my country   Listen if you're near them,   Maybe you can hear them say      You've got to teach the world to sing   Danny Wallace is the king   For justice and politeness   Are the laws that he will bring      Where the order of the crown   Is to frown upon the frown   We done a constitution   And we even wrote it down      Although the nation may be small   It's the nicest of them all   A land of opportunity   Where crime's against the law      Every subject, do your part   With your hand upon your heart   A kingdom come democracy to start      [instrumental]      Everyone is just the same   It doesn't matter who you name   Anyone can be a dame or sir or lord!   (but not king)      People gather round completely   Listen as I tell you sweetly   All across our nation   Join the recitation with me!      [everyone]   You've got to teach the world to sing   Danny Wallace is the king   For justice and politeness   Are the laws that he will bring      Where the order of the crown   Is to frown upon the frown   We done a constitution   And we even wrote it down      Although the nation may be small   It's the nicest of them all   A land of opportunity   Where crime's against the law      Every subject, do your part   With your hand upon your heart   A kingdom come democracy to start      You've got to teach the world to sing   Danny Wallace is the king   For justice and politeness   Are the laws that he will bring      Where the order of the crown   Is to frown upon the frown   We done a constitution   And we even wrote it down      Although the nation may be small   It's the nicest of them all   A land of opportunity   Where crime's against the law      Every subject, do your part   With your hand upon your heart   A kingdom come democracy to start