Theme song, Barats? Theme song, Bereta!            BARATS AND BERETA, BARATS AND BERETA   ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA   WHICH ONE'S WHICH? DOESN'T REALLY MATTER   ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA            Barats! Bereta! Barats! Bereta!...            IF WE WERE A CHEESE YOU KNOW WE'D BE FETTA   IF IT WERE CHRISTMAS WE'D BE A POINSETTIA   IF WE WERE A CAR WE'D PROBABLY BE A JETTA   ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA            We here at Barats and Bereta get a lot of questions regarding the nature of our relationship!   And we'd like to qwell those queries with this montage!            IF YOU PISS US OFF WE'LL SHOOT YOU WITH A BARETTA   AND GET AWAY IN OUR GETAWAY CAR, ALSO A BERETTA   KINDA LIKE THAT GUY FROM THAT OLD TV SHOW CALLED "BARETTA"   ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S FLUTE SOLO