Solitary is fun   Really number one   Locked in a steel cell   All your life   I killed once   I killed twice   Maybe soon I'll be so nice   When they let me out on parole one more time      Locked in a steel cage at night   Like animals in the zoo   That's right      Someone that's   Innocently killed   The murderer will get out on bail   Or stay one year in jail   Maybe less   But if somebody   Holds up a bank   Or steals from the government   He might as well be dead   They'll throw away the key      (chorus)   Locked in a steel cage at night   Like animals in the zoo   That's right      If you had   killed you'd get   off scott free   But you went for the money   Now you're in here      Prison isn't really bad   If you want to be a fag   Solitary confinement   Is the only way   You'll be by yourself   Padded wall all around   You'll get the darkness you deserve      (chorus)