All I need is a catheter and lobotomy   Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free   Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land   Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand      It's a union made in heaven   Everyone will attend a reception   Consummate with no conception   Our world will be perfection      I'll have a hysterectomy   And we'll live our lives problem-free   No need to think independently   Your vasectomy will make our world complete      It's a union made in heaven   Everyone will attend a reception   Consummate with no conception   Our world will be perfection      We'll talk alike, we'll act alike   We'll never fight   We'll eat the same, dress the same   We are the same      Proverbial monogomy   Ménage à trois - that's not for me   We two are one, it's not for some   But it's all that I need      It's a union made in heaven   Everyone will attend a reception   Consummate with no conception   Our world will be perfection      It's the greatest love song (x7)   It's the greatest, greatest love song