Oh!      Last night I was dreamin’   Dreamed about the H-Bomb   Well the bomb went off and I looked around   And I was the only man left on the ground      13 women and only one man in town   There was 13 women and only one man in town   Well, as funny as it may be   The only livin’ man in town was me   There was 13 women and only one man in town      I had 2 gals every morning   Seein’ that I was well fed   And believa you me, one sweetened my tea   While another one buttered my bread      2 gals made me money   And 2 gals made me my clothes   And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring   About a-forty carats I suppose      13 women and only one man in town   There was 13 women and only one man in town   Well, it’s something I can’t forget   Cause maybe those 13 women yet...   There were 13 women and only one man in town      (semi-maniacal laughter)      I had 3 gals doin the mambo   3 gals ballin’ the jack   And all-a those gals really did their best   They were all alive and stacked      I thought I was in Heaven   And all these angels were mine   But the alarm went off, I had to hit the ground   Cause I had to get to work on time      13 women and only one man in town   A-there was 13 women and only one man in town   Well, I can’t tell where I’ve been   Cause I’m thinkin I might go back again   To the 13 women and only one man in town      13 women and only one man in town   There was 13 women and only one man in town      Oh!      13 Women and me the only man in town