Let's join the new teens   yeah let's join their army   and hang out at bus stops   swapping high school stories   scare away travelers   chain smoke and laugh all day (a-ay)   go away to college   skip class and fuck all day   praise west pitsfield for bein' yeah just breathin'   pretend they love us just about as much as we love them      i'm tired of waitin'    come on let's go   i'm tired of sayin'    come on let's go   hey hey      let's get trapped under the ice   yeah we'll brag to our best friends   play tag with the sea life   we make a lot of new friends   and we'll become folk legends, hurray      let's get your dad drunk   so he can embarass you with   stories about young whores   business trips hey business is good   we'll disagree about nothin'   then we'll kiss   yeah blame it on beer   snow cones and shivers   so much fun we forgot to leave      i'm tired of waitin' come on let's go   i'm tired of sayin' come on let's go   hey hey      let's visit your unwed moms   we'll dance to some new wave songs   and you've known each other all the while   because we made a lot of new friends   but we'll still cry ourselves to sleep