A job or offer from the tundra   Makes me wonder how it would be if I could see it everyday   And I sit drinking, thinking, stinking up a storm   Should I conform to the trend du jour?   Reform, before   You have a ball you stupid kid   Don't you dig your ditch to deep you can't crawl out   The rider mower faction tries to use me for attraction   And say that I'm the case in point   Grab a wife, kid, a real life work at the crack of dawn   And for god's sake son pick the dog shit off the lawn   Reform, before   You have a ball you stupid kid   Don't you dig your ditch to deep you can't crawl out   Reform, before   You have a ball you stupid kid   Don't you dig your ditch to deep you can't crawl out   Listen