Well I got a girlfriend, her name is Maria    Sexy, spicy hot senorita    She like to two-step, she like to mambo    Heats it up like a Texas jalapeno       Whoo    Jalapeno Man    Whoo       Well I get so hot every time I kiss her    Spin me around like an Amarillo twister    So I take her for a ride in my El Camino    You know I like my ladies hot like Jalapeno       Whoo    Jalapeno brother    Whoo       Say everybody wanna heat it up, wanna eat it up    Wanna sing along with me, Big and Rich is where the party be    Say everybody wanna heat it up, wanna eat it up    Wanna sing along with me Big and Rich is where the party, where the party   be!    Well my baby lets the tequila do the talkin'    Long as she knows that everybody's watchin    Shakin' her thing like a wild bandito    You know she burns the whole place up like jalapeno      Whoo   Jalapeno man   Whoo   Jalapeno   Whoo    Jalapeno brother