I think I love to watch you laughing   In fact I love to watch you do anything   And yes I do feel this thing happening   But you’ll have to excuse me girl   'Cause my taxi’s waiting   Although I do       Yes I do   I love you in my own twisted ways      One day God walked on old Mount Royal   Just to dream up the human form   Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle   And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal   Say it’s just too bad some hearts don’t settle   And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving   Yeah, we heard this one before   I said, “Dear God, buddy, now don’t you meddle”   'Cause I’ve got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do      Yes I do   I love you in my own twisted ways      And sing it   Like we used to sing      See Kermit the Frog was one day daydreaming   Thinking about himself at a red light   With that it-ain’t-easy-being-greenin'   And the cars behind him kept honking and honking   And Kermit’s last words as he flipped the bird   Was, “Damn you Muppets just keep on taking!”   See I’ve got my own things now so stop tooting   I do my lily pad jumping   Miss Piggy bumping   Lotta Miss Piggys and that’s all good   And I’m gonna turn this red light   Into a block party   So we can get down in basics of what?      Rainbow connecting      Yes I do   I love you in my own twisted ways