Blow your nose,wipe your ass   same old body,same old shit   surgically altared,while unconscious   when you blow your nose,out comes excrement   the vile stench stained in your nasal cavity   fills you with the imminent urge to regurgitate   re-routed nasal rectum,   re-routed nasal rectum,   re-routed nasal rectum,   bronchial sphincter disgust   you feel a sneeze is coming on    so to the bathroom you must run   but before you can get through the door   you spray onlookers with diarreah   picking shit from your nosehairs   using charmin instead of cleanex   some gets smeared on your mustache   and it's encrusted all over your top lip...