I’m twenty-two and I live at home   And I hate my shitty job and shitty wage.   I feel like I need an attitude adjustment.   When the transformation’s over you can see it on my face.      Grow a beard and a ‘stache.   Move out to the woods.   Do the H.D. Thoreau-thing and start feeling good.   Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards.      You hate the options they present to you   And everything is owned by someone lame.   Here’s a lesson how to deal with corporatization:   Stick it to the man because the man don’t own your face.      Grow a beard and a ‘stache.   Move out to the woods.   Do the H.D. Thoreau-thing and start feeling good.   Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards.      You say they’re not much different then me.   I disagree. They’re buying 200-dollar designer jeans.   They drink martinis. I can’t afford a shot of whiskey.   The joke’s on everyone but me.      MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE X1000!   TAKE BACK THE BEARD! TAKE BACK THE WORLD!