His dad buys everything, and he can't even sing   So dad buys him a voice too   Always center stage, always gets his way   Otherwise nothing will do      He scares (scaring) girls away, with the things that he    Says, he has no friends, drives a Mercedes   Benz, and I never would've thought,   That he was a cool guy   But once and a while, he should zip up his fly            Picks up girls at subway, hits the dice and the hay   Put captain winky away   If it's not sell out then we'll have to get out,   For internal, it's all the same      He's full of himself   Yet everyone else   Thinks he's a spoiled loser   He wastes all his time   Complaining and whining   About how he'll always be...