g.l.d. she's all over me she's a sketchy    sketchy girl and i know that you'll agree,    when i was invited to climb into her bed, i    just rolled over and pretended i was dead,    (she's an elf, it's not ok, she's short -    short, stupid - stupid so lame I want    her to leave me alone I want to go home)    G.L.D. can't believe you brought her by, like    lice from the sea can't believe she multiplied,    after clearing out the room don't you think you    all should leave, how'd you ever trick my    friend how'd you brainwash steve [chorus]