I can't say what you mean to me   It's hard to explain and it's hard to breathe   I melt like a candle when you come near me   If only I smelled   So fresh and so clean   As cucumberberries      I get weird looks    When I'm lookin' at you   Cause I forget to close my mouth    When I stare   It's not fair   I'm so confused   Cause I can't figure out   What you're talkin' about   You say that you're lucky   But that can't be      Oh, and I can't shake this feeling   That I'm not really awake   That I must be dreaming   But when I pinch myself till my face is sore   Then slam it into the sliding glass door   I know it can't be fake      I can't hear what you say to me   I see your lips move but I dont hear you speak   I think the show last nite deafened me   Cause I smell like weed   And kerosene   Yes I smell like weed   Not cucumberberries      La, lalala, lalala   Lala cucumberberries    La,lalala, lalala   Cucumberberries    La, lalala, lalala   Lala cucumberberries    Cucumberberries      Oh, and I can't shake this feeling   That I'm not really awake   That I must be dreaming   But when I pinch myself till my face is sore   Then slam it into the sliding glass door   And I stare at you till my eyes go numb   Then pass out from way too much helium   I know it can't be fake      La, lalala, lalala   Lala cucumberberries    La,lalala, lalala   Cucumberberries    La, lalala, lalala   Lala cucumberberries   Your hair smells like cucumberberries