Backwards Betty lives a backwards life   She's obsessed with Grazia and carving knives    The wind in the willows is flowing through her hair   She doesn't really care cos her face is a picture   Her face is a picture   Her face is a picture   Her face is a picture   She's trying to get with ya   But her face is a picture   In a plastic frame and the usual fixtures    Got one boogie board where we like to boogie   Boogie woogie on the bed when she's screaming screw me    Visions in the morning get her stomach turning    L'oreal, Clearasil, Maybelline, get your fill      Come with me we'll take a trip to Mars   Get your face in the Mirror   Get your name in the Star   Watch your value burn up in the Sun   Make a name for yourself in front of everyone    Be my assistant and I'll cut you in two   Then I'll put you back together you'll be as good as new   Trust in me I'll take you to the top   Take me by the hand and then the party won't stop      Call the lovers, fighters and a witness   To inform the world of who you've been with   It's a tragedy when you're on your own   Find the values in your mothers bosom   And swap them for your indecision   Let your vanity find it's own way home       I will be the dragon crying rainbow tears   I will care for your interest for a thousand years   I will watch over you wherever you go   Cos your face is a picture..let the whole world know   Money and friends will be a thing of the past   Cos your face is a picture we'll be having a blast   Caviar breakfast in a gold plated yacht   They'll be taken aback by all the power you've got      Call the lovers, fighters and a witness   To inform the world of who you've been with   It's a tragedy when you're on your own   Find the values in your mothers bosom   And swap them for your indecision   Let your vanity find it's own way home          Be part of the system...