Get your ape lubed up   Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit   The taste is gonna move ya      Take a sniff, pull it out   The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth      Juicy Fruit, it's gonna move ya   It chews so soft, it goes right through ya   Juicy Fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya      Monkey monkey monkey...      Get your ape lubed up   Grab a log of Juicy Fruit   Your parents will abuse ya      Take a sniff, smell the death   The taste'll rot your guts out if it doesn't rot your breath      Juicy Fruit, it will subdue ya   The juice'll burn a hole right through ya   Juicy Fruit, the taste is gonna make you lose your tuna      Monkey monkey monkey...      Get you lips glued shut   Pull the ring off Juicy Fruit   Count to seven and throw it      Take a sniff, give a shout   The taste is gonna make you want to gouge your eyeballs out      Juicy Fruit, it burns through concrete   It tastes like lead, and makes your ass bleed   Juicy Fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste is like a monkey