Never met a German   Never even seen one   Read it on the newsstand that day   That the tanks are rolling      Next thing I remember is that I’m walking in the army   Following instructions it isn’t very charming      Oh (ohohohohoh)   Even now I feel like I’m on fire   Oh - even now I couldn’t get much higher      Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders   I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling   Crashing through the borders      It’s good to be a general    Just tell these idiots what to do...hehe   Anyone in my position would love it to I say:      Oh(ohohohohoh)   - even now I feel like I’m on fire   Oh – even now I couldn’t get much higher      Never never never      Now I am a German