Oh mommy   I ain't no commie   I'm just doing what I can to live the good all American...Way   It says right there in the constitution   It's really A ok to have a revolution   When the leaders that you choose   Really don't fit the shoes      Oh mister   I ain't no sister   I believe in the bill of rights come on don't you start a fight...Please   I like to wear my hair long   How can there be anything wrong   When you already 'cused me twice   Of looking like Jesus Christ Hallelujah      I'm only gettin' tired of playing Punch and Judy   I'm really half a mind to go and do my duty   Like Mr. Patrick Henry said   I got to be free or dead      Mr. Nixon   I ain't a fixin'   To speak Spanish on a plane or polish off the liberty...Bell   I just want to sit here on the shelf   And watch you finish off the place by yourself   Please let me do what I wanna   I'll just lay around the house and smoke Marijuana oohoo      It says right there in the constitution   It's really A ok to have a revolution   When the leader that you made   Just don't make the grade   Oh mommy   I ain't no commie   But I hate to bust your bubble cause there's gonna be some trouble...Soon