There's a man in town all the women know   He goes by the name of Nosey Joe   He don't care if they're married   He takes his pick   Long as they're women, he's ready to stick      His big nose in their business   His big nose in their business   That's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know      He ain't good lookin' and he ain't big and stong   The guy's got a nose that's four foot long   I'm tellin' you women, this ain't no jive   If you get too close this man will drive      His big nose in your business   His big nose in your business   That's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know      I saw him just the other day   Tried to steal my gal away   He offered her money   He offered her love   She said thank you sir, but please don't shove      Your big nose in my business   Your big nose in my business   That's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know      Old Nosey finally lost his life   Messin' with my buddy's wife   My buddy caught him with his chick   Chopped off his nose, now he can't stick      His big nose in my business   His big nose in my business   That's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know