All eyes are on the Bribes   Playing gigs in dirty dives   I'm filling up before the show   I'm counting faces on the front row      On stage she caught my eye   Size ten, a perfect size   Another drink I'll bide my time   Work my patter, use the right line      Chorus      I met a girl in a bar (one night together)   I wished I hadn't from the start (her name whatever)   Please don't let this girl want a fling (one night together)   She's got a song that she sings   She's not so disco      Lights up I took her home   A paper bag, we're good to go   What's wrong I must be tapped   Her face looks like an arse that's been slapped      I sobered up, she wouldn't leave   I drop hints, a big fat please   This notch is a personal low   I'm kidding she's not disco