Well, if hell is just a place down below   Then tell me why should I go   When I could just go back to California   Just go back to California      And if heaven is just a place up in the sky   Then tell me why should I go   When I could drive my car to Colorado   Drive my car to Colorado      And if Dorothy and little Toto met the wizard because   Well they found a place called Oz   Well I could pack my bags and fly to Kansas   Pack my bags and fly to Kansas      And if paradise is just a place where   I'm happy all the time   Frolicking in the sunshine   Oh and the peacefulness I find   Well it's sweeter than red wine   Then I might as well stay here and love you   Think I'll just stay here and love you      So let the ocean swallow California   Mountains fall in Colorado   Let tornadoes rip through Kansas   I'll just stay right here and love you      Who needs California   It's way too cold in Colorado   And Kansas, well it's too flat   Yeah, I think I'll just stay here and love you   And your amber waves   I think I'll just stay here and love you   What a trip that would be