Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius   (real men of genius)   Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy.   (Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy)   Though man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope…and sometimes a free mini-weenie.   (I love that freebie weenie!)   What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares! If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it.   (It's all good, baby!)   For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right.   (You're a star!)   So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, titan of the toothpick, because you put the FREE in FREEDOM.   (Let it be free!)