Every girl from here to soho   Loves to tell me things I don't know   Beautiful and smart   And no good for me   At all      All your boyfriends go to film school   Nathan was in plays in high school (How 'bout that?)   Me, I'm gonna play the imbecile, who   Who keeps choosing you even though you're bipolar and you're selfish, I hate you      Everyone is better than me, I think   Everyone is better than, better than me   Everyone is better than, better than me      Look at what you've done, now I'm a mess   Today I even thought I'd wear a dress   It's beautiful, so smart,    And no good for me   At all      Everyone is better than me, I think   Throw your hands up if you agree with me   Now everyone is better than me, I think   Everyone is better than, better than me   Better than me