Me and sterile darryl the a-man and nicko   Went down to watch the show   Down in san francisco   It got dark and lucy showed up   Oh why oh why oh why did I grow up   New year's eve well I couldn't believe   I watched you growing up   And caught you looking at me   Funny how it made you grit your teeth   Doing what we did the irony   Thanks for driving cuz I couldn't see   But I stayed up all night   I was watching the tv screen   Birthdays at the pizza and pipes   We paid the price for such a sheltered life      (chorus)   But I never lived never ever lived   No I never ever ever lived there   I never lived down in rio linda   Lucy said we could never go home   I never lived down in rio linda   Lucy said we could never ever go home      16 ounce cans we were in deep   Drove my brown champ down   I was just trying to keep it straight   Forgot the lines we made a pact   Drove all the way home   To the repo man sound track   Darryl's gone but that's how it goes   I heard he lost the truth right up his nose   Lucy gone but I'm all right   We paid the price for such a sheltered life         (chorus)