They say coffee makes me nervous   They say that alcohol spins me 'round   They say that I've got some questionable behavior   And I suspect, it's all written down   Who are they?   And where do they get their information   Who are they?   And where do they get their know   Who are they?   Hey! Where do you get your know   They say I should stop acting like a kid   They say, "HEY!" What's behind them shades?   They say I'm always sittin' writin' in a little book   And they've noticed my car it don't have plates   They've showed up at my favorite place for lunch   They know where I like to go to be alone   Are they a network of experts that don't even need a name   And I still don't know who the hell they think they are!?!