The perfect love song,   It doesn’t make you cry,   If there was sorrow,   And brutal goodbyes.    So if she’s crying,   You know you’ve done something right,   And if she hates you,   You’ll sleep better at night.    Hey!   The perfect lover,   She never holds your hand.    The perfect date feels,   Just like a one-night stand.    So if she’s crying,   You know you’ve done something right.    And if she hates you,   You’ll sleep better at night.   The perfect girlfriend,   She says, “this is the end.”    The perfect break up,   Ends with “Can we be friends.”   So if she’s crying,   You know you’ve done something right,   And if she hates you,   You’ll sleep better at night.