Say hello to my little friend   I got a big bulge in my pants   I'm not looking for a girlfriend   I'm not looking for a sweet romance   You know it feels good when I ride the rails at night   I'm feeling loose and my hair is slick   My pants are so fucking tight,   Well thats right   So I am gonna go out tonight   I'm looking for just a little play   'Cause when it comes down to swooming the ladies,   I just don't know what to say   You know that my love for you is like a gun with a feather weight trigger   You're a woman of means,   You know what that means,   And you're real good with a zipper      Oh, Oh, well I know   He goes where I go      You know that my love for you is like a gun with a feather weight trigger   You're a woman of means,   You know what that means,    And you're real good with a fuckin' zipper      Oh, Oh, well I know   He goes where I go