IN THE SUNDAY TIMES THERE’S AN ARTICLE   ABOUT ME AND ALL AND OUR GO KARTS   LOTS OF FANCY WORDS ABOUT TWO SETS OF WHEELS   THAT GO FAST      AND ONLY LAST WEEK THE NEWS WAS READ TO ME   BY MY BEST FRIEND   FULL OF REPORTS THAT MADE ALL OUR THOUGHTS   FEEL REALLY ACTIVE      I THINK I SHOULD STAND UP AND APPLY MYSELF   FOR THE BENEFIT OF YOU, YOURS AND MY HEALTH   THERE’S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR ADVANTAGE   IT’S THE EFFORT REQUIRED THAT MAKES YOU SO TIRED      IT’S FUNNY WHAT THEY CHOSE TO TELL US   IT’S THE HEAD TURNING PRESS THAT MAKES ME SUGGEST   THEW MESSAGE WE THINK THAT’S IMPORTANT   WON’T MAKE THE PAGE TODAY ‘CAUSE IT WON’T PAY