My mind's an ashtray, full of ashes   Lick the tears from my eyelashes   Oh whatever will I see that's good?   He plays a really mean guitar   She smokes a really big cigar   I'd love to love ya if only I could   Her love is oh so shiny wet   Keeps a bald peacock for a pet   Oh can you ever understand how I feel?      Miss Jennifa my private dancer   Miss Nina to whon I answer   Kari says we're the only ones who are real      Chorus:   SO I dream on a Sunday morning   And my lover right beside me keeps on snoring   I wonder if my dog's in heaven   And I wonder when I'll see her again      Psychopharmacology   Has never found a friend in me   But I'll eat sugar cubes all day and night   Those ducklings are never ugly   So she sells herself by the sea   I'll bake her a cake, be it wrong or right   The caterpillar and the spider   Turn the screws a little tighter   Can you ever understand my feel?      Gail G my inspiration   Miss Denise should run the nation   Isabell tortures me with sex appeal      Chorus      You're really taking my for a ride   You're a wise guy anyway   I never had a place to hide   Except my brain      Chorus