Woke up at the crack of dawn, 11 am   Phone is ringing from across the room   But its warm here in my bed   And I think I might die of thirst   My liver ain't never felt much worse   But I had a good time   With the boys last night   On the bad side of town      We ain't much into dressing up   And going out to the bars   And you ain't Freddie Mercury   So don't act like your a star   All I want is a place   Where the drinks are cheap   And the people are real   Sitting next to me   And you won't have to look   Cause I'll be on the bad side of the town      I'll just be having a good time   On the bad side of the town   The pretty girls look prettier   When they got their noses down   Moe pours beer and whiskey   Straight Jack without no crown   Its the only medicine we need   On the bad side of the town      Drunk Jerry's on the corner   He's dancing for some change   Forty more cents to a forty   And he'll be dancing in the rain   Don't you dare look down on him   He's doing the best he can   If you had to live the life hes had   You would be a homeless man      I could be on the battery   Sipping drinks with high society   But I'm dancing here with Jerry   Cause at least he knows my name      I'll just be having a good time   On the bad side of the town   The pretty girls look prettier   When they got their noses down   Moe pours beer and whiskey   Straight Jack without no crown   Its the only medicine we need   On the bad side of the town   Watch Jerry dance...      So Lord don't let me get to rich   Or get to proud or get to drunk   And start a fight   Just let me drink a beer with my friends tonight on the bad side of the town