I love my friends cos they've got no standards,   morals or ethics in the quest for bragging rights.   We take a plane to a foreign country,   loaded with [booze] and a head of white lies.      Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   I know, I know what I'm doing.   I know, I know what I'm doing girl.      (La la la, la.   La la la, la.   La la la, la.   La la la, la)      Numb and imune to my advances -   calls for a plan of radical action.   We are a team here, and it's simple,   back each other up when these girls ask questions.      Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   I know, I know what I'm doing.   I know, I know what I'm doing girl.      (La la la, la.   La la la, la.)      [She hears what], what she wants to hear,   yeah, whisper in her ear that anything could happen.   You'll never see this girl again, she'll just disappear,   no-one gets hurt and we all have a nice time.      Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   I know, I know what I'm doing.   I know, I know what I'm doing girl.      Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Take me, take me back to your place.   Take me, take me back to your place.      Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason.   Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason.   Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.      Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.   Trust me.