I got an angel of woman with big blue eyes   Friends in the country, old neckties   Big cheeseburgers and good French fries   Could go fishing but the fish draw flies      Could go swimming if it aint too deep   I’d rather just sit here and rest my feet   I know I aint lazy cause I don’t like sleep   Might just be lazy to you      I want to live in the city have a telephone   Live in the country throw my dog a bone   Ride on space ship want to get lost   Mama still tell me about the Pentecost      Ride a bicycle but my ass gets sore   Sell the holy bibles, door to door   Used to be stupid but aint no more   Might just be stupid to you      I like to drink beer, hang out in bars   Don’t like busses, and I don’t like cars   Don’t like president, don’t like stars   Never had stitches, but I do got scars      Love to go to parties, I love my friends   Got no books, just got bookends   Thing I’m crazy, well that depends   It don’t seem that crazy to me      The story’s old as since 74   There’s always doing, here’s some more   Friend come over from the liquor   Jole he dance till his feet get sore      Love my woman and my woman loves me   Don’t go skiing cause I cant ski   That kinda thing, that didn’t bother me   So it should’t be bothering you      I got an angel of woman with big blue eyes   Friends in the country, old neckties   Big cheeseburgers and good French fries.   Could go fishing but the fish draw flies      Could go swimming if it aint too deep   I’d rather just sit here and cool my feet   I know I aint lazy cause I don’t like sleep   Might just be lazy to you      Might just be stupid to you   Don’t seem that crazy to me   Well it shouldn’t be a bothering you