Oh honey it's a brilliant thing,   It costs nothing to be as mad as Ming      Oh baby there's a lunar stray,   He made history when he came today,   I'm crazy,   But you get cold,   That's why he'll have you go.   Ed's got a new car,   Ed's got a new car,   Ed's got a new car.      I'm lonely, but I'm not that sad,   I've got lots of friends inside my head,   No, no, you see the problems you,   This pressure's breaking you in two,   I'm crazy, but you're just cold.   That's why he'll have to go.   Ed's got a new car   Ed's got a new car   Ed's got a new car      He made history when he came today,   He'll make more if he just went away