You and I should get away for awhile    I just want to be alone with your smile    Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car    We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar       Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do    I just want to be your only one    I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw    That night on the floor when we were all alone       My love life was getting so bland    There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand    Sometimes it makes me want to laugh    Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath       Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do    I just want to be your only one    I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw    That night on the floor when we were all alone       Who's gonna be the odd man out?    I don't want to be the odd man out    Is this going to be the end    Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?