now, ladies and gentlemen    hurry now to your seats    the show's about to begin    and my, well you’re in for a treat   buckle up your belts now    and hold on to your   knickers at all costs    as we welcome you to part two   of "pigs in a porn trough"      it’s like my life's a song    and everyone knows it    if my lights are on   then everyone’s home    and that’s a serious shindig    a guaranteed fix   'cause even 20/20 motherfuckers    haven’t seen shit   I want the fans and my show   to put the mosh in pit   barbecuing with my crew   chillin' off my tits    with a maid that’ll slave   cook and wash my dick    and a house that I own    that didn’t cost me shit      so just bounce, we up in the club    bumper to bumper    I just wanna jump in the bunker   and hump her like Thumper    and Mrs. Permie’s ass    wouldn’t stop buzzin' and shakin'   I wanna take her to the shed    (for hot lovin' relations)   just let the touch of fudge   spillin' out the top of your britches   I wanna put you on a plate    and sop you up with a biscuit   the twisted man on the job   when you ain't lovin' her right   the perverted poetical plumber   that’s plugging her pipe      hey yo, ladies (yeah?)    does rubbin' the nub    make you crazy? (yeah)   you got tits and butts   with no maybes? (ooh yeah!)   well answer me this    do you love a good boofin'?    well? (hell yeah)      hey yo, gentlemen (yeah?)    you ready to up jump    and represent? (yeah)    if she's game and you game    you adventurous? (yeah)   you got that look in your eyes    now everybody break the ice   and get your boof on tonight      I got my willy in your mouth, ho    Sydney’s in the house, bro   ridin', free lighting    we chillin' on the couch blown    and there's no holding it in   roll out your red rug, love    give me that Dolmio grin   ooh, I’m that stench trench digger    like Dirk workin' your lawn   servin' the words of this song   got birds slurpin' my shlong   watch it grow huge now    my tower that’s made of wood   that just rolls through towns    that’ll flower the native bush      see, they might have money   for electrical rolls    but I got these minga's pinging   wishing they had extra hos   so let me plat your puss    while I hang you from your undies (hehehehe)    no, no in the morning   just a kanger in your dunny   see, I just tickle your nipples   and give you giggles to your stomach   flip you and hit you    and watch shock waves    ripple up your buttocks   make you scream like yeah   whether they're dippin' in your clit    as I ream your tail feather    leave knickers in a twist      hey yo, ladies (yeah?)    does rubbin' the nub    make you crazy? (yeah)   you got tits and butts   with no maybes? (ooh yeah!)   well answer me this    do you love a good boofin?    well? (hell yeah)      hey yo, gentlemen (yeah?)    you ready to up jump    and represent? (yeah)    if she's game and you game    you adventurous? (yeah)   you got that look in your eyes    now everybody break the ice   and get your boof on tonight      yo, we got buddah and bootie    to blaze and bounce when we chill    consumed by hooters   that truly make me    bounce on her filth (hahaha)    fireplace fondling   fingers in your fun house   growlin' out mother nature   'til it's sundown   well mister toxic bug   the gov' rocks the club    and if you fly I’m the pilot    for your cockpit love   bathin' with black bootie booties   like the prince of Zamunda   love is blind, I'm Richard Pryor like   (punta, punta, punta)   I might be beady with my pipe    but this navel captain Shabby    will not explore down under   unless you shave your map of Tassie   too right, governor   ain't nothing new to this cunty    so drop your dacks, young love   so I sex you without undies   there was a beaver, two calves    when I found her lair    a hundred crabs and an ass   with a thousand hairs   apparent pussy that plays    hair tricks on my mind    an oily oyster and   a dead fish I can’t find      hey yo, ladies (yeah?)    does rubbin' the nub    make you crazy? (yeah)   you got tits and butts   with no maybes? (ooh yeah!)   well answer me this    do you love a good boofin'?    well? (hell yeah)      hey yo, gentlemen (yeah?)    you ready to up jump    and represent? (yeah)    if she's game and you game    you adventurous? (yeah)   you got that look in your eyes    now everybody break the ice   and get your boof on tonight      get your boof on   now get your boof on   'cause it’s a good song    and get your boof on      get your boof on   now get your boof on    cause it’s a good song    and get your boof on      get your boof on tonight    get your boof on tonight   get your boof on   get your boof on   get your boof on tonight       if she's looking that tight    with that pussy delight    then get your boof on   get your boof on   get your boof on tonight