*Growl*      Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when   this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems   brushes ever so gently against some boobs.      I guess it's hard to believe that one man   could have a ponytail this sensitive and   distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.      I know my haiku's are freaking intense   but even the words I made up to sound French   don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.      I would show up for our pottery class   dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache on a unicorn that shits your name in stars.      Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like screwing you on the beach at night.   (2 times)      One milkshake, two straws.      Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like screwing you on the beach at night.   (2 times)      Don't I (Don't I)   Sound so (Sound so)   Sexy (Sexy)   Echo (Echo)      Release the doves!